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Frequently Asked Questions
Are these shirts appropriate?
Absolutely not.
That's literally the business model.
Will people stare at me?
Yes.
Whether they're laughing, judging, or slowly backing away is impossible to predict.
Can I wear these to a wedding?
You can.
Whether you'll still be invited to the next one is another question.
My partner said I'm not allowed to buy one.
Sounds like somebody needs matching shirts.
Are these shirts offensive?
They're designed to make people laugh, not make people miserable.
If your nan laughs, we've nailed it.
If HR emails you... that's on you.
If your nan laughs, we've nailed it.
If HR emails you... that's on you.
Can I wear one to work?
Depends.
Do you enjoy updating your résumé?
Do you enjoy updating your résumé?
Will this ruin family photos?
Only the boring ones.
What if someone gets offended?
Smile politely.
Move on with your life.
Move on with your life.
Do you make custom designs?
Sometimes.
If your idea makes us laugh hard enough, we'll probably make it.
If your idea makes us laugh hard enough, we'll probably make it.
How long does shipping take?
Long enough for you to question your purchase.
Short enough that it's too late to change your mind.
Short enough that it's too late to change your mind.
Are your shirts good quality?
They're annoyingly good.
You'll outlive the joke.
You'll outlive the joke.
Can I buy one as a gift?
Yes.
Friend.
Sibling.
Best mate.
Worst enemy.
Passive-aggressive Secret Santa.
We've got you covered.
Friend.
Sibling.
Best mate.
Worst enemy.
Passive-aggressive Secret Santa.
We've got you covered.
My mum hates this website.
Tell her we said hello.
Then buy her one.
Then buy her one.
What if I regret buying it?
Perfect.
You'll fit right in.
What's your return policy?
If the shirt arrives damaged or incorrect, we'll fix it.
If the damage happened because you wore "Bride's Ex" to an actual wedding...
That's a life choice, not a manufacturing defect.
If the damage happened because you wore "Bride's Ex" to an actual wedding...
That's a life choice, not a manufacturing defect.
Why is the brand called DontDoBetter™?
Because "Make Better Decisions" didn't test well with our target audience.
Are you good people?
Debatable.
Funny?
We certainly hope so.
Funny?
We certainly hope so.