Some questions deserve careful consideration.
This isn’t one of them.
The “Do You Drug Test?” tee is for anyone who enjoys awkward humour, questionable timing, and watching people try not to laugh. Featuring bold, oversized typography and a cheeky sample cup graphic with the most suspicious answer imaginable, this design is perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of saying the wrong thing at exactly the right moment.
Whether you’re wearing it to a party, a barbecue, or absolutely not to a job interview, this shirt is guaranteed to get attention.
Why You’ll Love It
✔ Premium-quality soft cotton for all-day comfort
✔ Bold, modern graphic with vibrant, long-lasting print
✔ Professionally printed for a crisp, clean finish
✔ Lightweight, comfortable everyday fit
✔ A guaranteed conversation starter
Perfect For
- Lovers of workplace humour
- Bachelor & bucks parties
- Comedy fans
- Gag gifts
- Friends with an unfiltered sense of humour
- Anyone who enjoys making HR just a little nervous
Some people ask about the salary.
Some ask about the hours.
You…
…have different priorities.
Warning: Best not worn to an actual interview, pre-employment medical, or your first day at a new job… unless your backup plan is already sorted.
DontDoBetter™
Professionally Inappropriate Apparel.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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