Let’s be honest…
You didn’t RSVP for the ceremony.
You RSVP’d for the free drinks.
The “I’m Only Here For The Open Bar” tee is made for the wedding guest whose priorities are crystal clear. Featuring a bold, clean graphic with oversized typography and a tuxedo-clad gentleman raising a well-earned whiskey, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs before the first speech even begins.
Whether you’re surviving another distant cousin’s wedding or treating the reception like an all-inclusive event, this design says exactly what everyone else is secretly thinking.
Why You’ll Love It
✔ Premium-quality soft cotton for all-day comfort
✔ Bold, modern graphic designed to stand out
✔ Professionally printed with vibrant, long-lasting colours
✔ Perfect for weddings, bachelor parties, rehearsal dinners, and party nights
✔ Guaranteed conversation starter
Perfect For
- Wedding guests with questionable priorities
- Bachelor & bucks parties
- Whiskey lovers
- The first person at the bar…
- …and somehow the last person to leave
This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a public service announcement.
Warning: May result in free drinks, disappointed grandparents, suspicious glances from the bride, and someone asking, “Are you actually with the groom?”
DontDoBetter™
Professionally Inappropriate Apparel.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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